The Official Halloween Countdown says:
FIVE days left!
Which means we have 5 more days to crank out as many
ideas as possible.
Oh, the pressure!
So in order to ease our nerves (or mine, really),
feast your eyes on some edible witches while I lighten up the mood with this
quiz to test your knowledge of movies about witches.
I will give you the quote and it will be your job
to tell me which movie it was in.
Are you ready for this?
(((First, check out the Fig Witches. They get sensitive when no one pays them any attention.)))
Okay, now for the fun part:
(answer key is on the bottom of the post)
Remember: No cheating, you cheaters!!
1). “Begone, before someone drops a house on you!”
2). To be sung as a rap: “Top that, top that, I don’t really give a about trying to top that. I’m hot and you’re not. But if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot. Top that!”
3). “You’re terrible!” “No I’m not, I’m fabulous!”
4). “She’s a witch! She turned me into a newt!”
5). “Go to hell!” “Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”
6). “OK, here’s your motivation. You’re lost, you’re angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you.There’s a witch and she keeps leaving *bleep* outside your door. There’s no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There’s no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There’s no one here to help you, THAT’S your motivation! THAT’S YOUR MOTIVATION!”
7). “Now repeat after me — without wands please — repeat after me, Riddikulus.”
8). (chanting) “Witch! Witch! You’re a bitch! Witch! Witch! You’re a witch!” ”You think after three hundred years they would come up with a better line.”
9). “Watch out for the weirdos, girls.” ”We are the weirdos, mister.”
10). “I’m not a witch; I’m your wife!”
Well? How do you think you did?
While you still brew over some of those quotes,
here is the assembling instructions for the fig witches:
Fig Witches Recipe
Makes 6 witches
- 6 figs, cut in half
- 6 GF/vegan rice crackers (I bought these)
- 1/4 c. Daiya cheeze
- 4 green olives, sliced
- 1 tsp vegan cream cheese
- Drizzle Daiya on top of crackers, making sure it spills over on the sides. Place in toaster over and cook until melted and a bit crisp.
- Place the cracker, cheese side down onto the body of the fig. Place the top of the fig above it.
- Using just a dab of the cream cheese, lightly place it on to the green olive slices and stick them on the body for eyeballs.
1). The Wizard of Oz
2). Teen Witch (one of my all-time favs)
3). Witches of Eastwick
4). Monty Python
5). Hocus Pocus
6). The Blair Witch Project
7). Harry Potter
8). Practical Magic
9). The Craft
10). The Princess Bride