Fork and Beans Virtual Advent Calendar

(treats not included)

Excuse me while I get my tissue and blow my nose

as I sing, one last time, my favorite song from the past 2 weeks,

“The 12 Days of Christmas Cookies”:

(I cannot believe today is the last day of cookie making)

11 Mince”meat” failures,

10 Persimmon Cookies,

9 Rounds of Eggnog,

8 Dates of Oatmeal,

7 Russian tea Cookies,

6 Squares of PB,

Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Shortbread Lights!

4 Soft Gingers,

3 Snickerdoodles,

2 Jam Kolaches,

AND A….

Peanut Butter Delight Coooook-ie!

I jokingly proposed to someone in the comments section

that I was considering doing the 365 days of cookies because I was so sad to see this theme end.

I mean, picture it: A cookie a day!

Oh boy, is my stomach giggling (and expanding) at the thought of that.

Think of how popular I will be among my neighborhood.

The smell of freshly baked cookies pours throughout the streets.

A string of new friends line at my door to meet me…

I would be crowned the Cookie Queen of L.A.

and everywhere I go, people would want my autograph and to take pictures with me and…

Timeout, Cara, you are getting a bit carried away with this scenario.

(((I’m reliving what I wished my high school social life was like))).

On the realistic side, I have been saying since October that I need to lay off the sugar for a bit,

so maybe baking every day wouldn’t be a good idea.

But these sugar cookies–they taste SO GOOD!!!

I swear, no one will ever know it’s gluten free and vegan.

Pinky swear.

They will convince anyone to bake cookies every day for one year.

I limited my intake to a mere 2 3 but it’s only been within the first 4  7 minutes…

I still have some time remaining…

Brooke’s Grammie’s Sugar Cookies

Makes 2 dozen

INGREDIENTS:

  • 2/3 c. shortening
  • 3/4 c. sugar
  • 1/2 tsp grated orange peel
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 Tb tofu, blended (or 1 1/2 tsp Ener-g egg replacer + 3 Tbs warm water)
  • 4 tsp hemp milk (my fav non-dairy milk to use in baking)
  • 2 c. All Purpose Authentic Foods GF flour
  • 1 tsp xanthan gum
  • 1 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp salt

DIRECTIONS:

  1. Thoroughly cream shortening, sugar, peel and vanilla. Add egg replacer and beat until light and fluffy. Stir in milk.
  2. Sift flour, xanthan, baking powder and salt together. Add into creamed mixture.
  3. Divide dough in half and chill for 1 hour.
  4. On lightly floured surface, roll into 1/8″ thick between 2 pieces of wax paper. Cut into desired shapes.
  5. Bake at 375 degrees for 6-8 minutes. Allow to cool before decorating.

Check out Brooke’s blog for one last glance of her “12 Days of Christmas Cookies”

I have to give that girl a big shout out.

She made all of this possible–she did the hard work 100% of the way,

all I did was convert her recipes as told.

Go and thank that woman for being awesome!