So on my way to doing this morning’s post for I received this ransom note in my mailbox: **Who still sends out ransom notes these days via mail, anyway??** Attached to the note was a picture of a severed head. I know, rather morbid right? I mean, what kind of person chops heads off for…
Archives for October 2011
Jack-O-Lantern Pancakes
One of THE highlights in my childhood was eating pancakes. Not just any kind of pancake, mind you, but my name spelled out with pancake batter. Nothing tickled me more (unless you were touching my feet, really) than seeing C-A-R-A as my breakfast! (Thanks again, Perry!) Because pancakes delight me so, what better way to…
Barfing Pumpkin Oatmeal
Watch with enjoyment while your guests and loved ones nearly toss their own cookies as they eat their Barfing Pumpkin Oatmeal breakfast this Halloween. Oh, hello there. I almost didn’t see you! I’m so glad you came back for more: I was just talking to my friend Jack. We were debating the current debacle in our economy and what…
Coffin French Toasts
Put that robe on, scoop out those eye boogers, and grab your favorite cup of coffee as I introduce this week’s theme: Once I realized that breakfast meant more than pouring a box of sugary cereal into a bowl or a McDonald’s drive-thru meal, (((Hey, no one said I had good eating habits when I was younger…lay off!)))…
Gluten-free Vegan Twix Bars
Welcome to Saturdays! Every weekend during this month will be dedicated to bringing you ideas on making your very own: Gluten-free and Vegan Halloween Candy. Are you getting into the Halloween spirit yet, Or shall I shove it down your throat for the remainder days of the month? Either way, me thinks you wouldn’t mind…
Chocolate Halloween Spiders
As it is and so be it, the last day of… is upon us. We learned so much this week, didn’t we? Like the fact that: Apples with fangs need a little love too; Oranges secretly cross-dress as pumpkins from time-to-time; The term “One-eyed Willy” seems to mean something different to most of my perverted readers; and the…
Chocolate Covered Strawberry Owls
Two days remain (counting today) until the completion of: Week. I’m really gonna miss these suckers when they’re gone. Aren’t you? They have really grown on me… But fear not, my goulish gremlins. Next week provides a whole new theme. *cue canned applause* I knew you would be pleased. Now, before we mourn their absence, it’s time I introduced you to Thursday’s…